TO GET TO THE SHELL STATION!
bahahaha i post because i am bored of herstory. please i rather stick with history.
CIP at SPCA is funfunfun :D i aspire to work there when i grow up.
gosh i dont get knock knock jokes!
oh no.
does that mean im dumb.
YO MOMMA SO FAT. THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOOOOOOOOOOY, SHE GOT STUCK.
A: Knock Knock
B: Who's there?
A: Theresa
B: Theresa who?
A: Theresa chicken under the door!
gosh i feel like im infatuating y'all with lame jokes.
YO MOMMA SO FAT. THAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST YOUR TVVVVVVV, YOU MISS NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT ALL THE COMMERCIALS!
Ryan Higa: I'm Lostov. Lostov Fun.
A: Knock Knock.
B: Who's there.
A: Adolf.
B: Adolf who?
A: ADOLF BALL HIT ME ON MY HEAD!
okok i should stop now lol.
let's recap some old lame jokes that i have shared but some of you might have missed!
How do you put the elephant in the fridge?
1. Open the fridge door.
2. put the elephant in.
3. Close the fridge door.
How do you put the leapard in?
1. open the fridge door.
2. take the elephant out.
3. put the leopard in.
4. close the fridge door.
The lion had a meeting why wasnt the elephant and leopard there?
the elephant was defreezing and the leopard was still in the fridge.
What is the strongest noodle in the world?
Wan ton mee jia da. (one ton)
Who is the strongest man in the world?
the man that ate the wan ton mee.
Why is the ocean blue?
because everything underneath goes "BRRRRR" (blueeeee)!
omg is there more i cant remember
hmm. thats wall i can remember.
ohh one more knock knock joke!
A: Knock Knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Agatha.
B: Agatha who?
A: AGATHA HEADACHE!
okay yes i think this post is disturbing no i will not fall for the korean weirdoes thing that kayla and emily is setting up hurhur.
